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Stupid criminals of the week

| April 10, 2021 | 14 Comments
Stupid criminals of the week

First up we got one that’ll make you ??? Clarkston man charged for allegedly masturbating with Elmo doll during home inspection A home inspector who allegedly masturbated with an Elmo doll during a home inspection — which was recorded by a camera in the baby’s room — has been charged with two misdemeanors. Kevin Wayne […]

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New Louis Vuitton C-130 shaped bag is a whopping $39k

| April 9, 2021 | 28 Comments
New Louis Vuitton C-130 shaped bag is a whopping $39k

Looking for that perfect accessory for your overpriced designer flight jacket, then Louis Vuitton has you covered. It’s just gonna cost you a bit. For the low, low price of $39,000, you can be the envy of all the ladies at the O Club. For comparison’s sake, a new O-1 (who could actually be flying […]

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White House under fire over Major Biden promotion to lieutenant colonel

| April 8, 2021 | 20 Comments
White House under fire over Major Biden promotion to lieutenant colonel

Duffel Blog reports; The Biden Administration is under fire from Congress and some members of the military after the sudden promotion of Major Biden to the rank of lieutenant colonel amid a series of biting incidents at the White House. “There is nothing suspicious going on here,” said White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, responding […]

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Baltimore prosecutor has a surefire plan to reduce crime!

| April 6, 2021 | 29 Comments
Baltimore prosecutor has a surefire plan to reduce crime!

If you want the crime rate to go down, you can do many things. Improving schools, adding cops to the streets, or gentrifying blighted neighborhoods all immediately come to mind. Baltimore is doing none of these things. Taking a lesson from The Wire’s Season 3, Baltimore’s chief prosecutor’s plan is to just make illegal shit […]

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The More You Lie….

| April 6, 2021 | 14 Comments
The More You Lie….

…  the stupider you are, and the sooner you are found out. Gee whiz, it used to be that you could at least get some sort of information out of the electronic media that was not total BS, but it appears that those are those Days of Yore we sometimes hear about.  And they are […]

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Stupid criminals of the week

| April 3, 2021 | 8 Comments
Stupid criminals of the week

Stamford [CT] man tried to rob bank with a hammer A city man is in custody after he tried to rob a bank with a hammer in downtown Stamford, police said. Denzel Byrd, 30, pulled out a hammer and demanded tellers at the Chase Bank at 45 Prospect St. “give him money” around 6 p.m. […]

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April Fool’s Day WW2 trivia

| April 1, 2021 | 17 Comments
April Fool’s Day WW2 trivia

Longtime readers here will probably have heard of some of these from our own Commissioner Wretched. One of these was featured in last week’s Valor Friday. I never told you there’d be a test, but here we are! From John Long of the Roanoke Times; Fools of the world unite! This is our day! I […]

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PTSD turns USAF general into a pedophile

| April 1, 2021 | 53 Comments
PTSD turns USAF general into a pedophile

The KoB sends in word that this retired Air Force general officer, who plead guilty to five felony counts of possessing child porn, after being charged with 15 (fifteen!) second degree felonies for possession of child porn and one third degree felony for criminal use of a communication facility, has been sentenced. He spent his […]

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