RSSTuesdays with Claymore

Tuesdays with Claymore

| June 20, 2017 | 7 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

In an alternate reality, she still sucks. What’s good for the goose? Deplorable Wah wah wah Rocket surgeon Keep your friends closer If the Dem loses, racism Oh noes, here comez climate change!!!eleven1! Wait, you consider yourself an American? Someone call Mitt Romney, his 80’s foreign policy is required Fake assaults at fake rallies always […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| June 13, 2017 | 4 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Oh, I get it because he’s funny, right? Fake meetings with fake future in-laws Bloody shirt Kiss the ring Oh sweetie, it’s not just the establishment, it’s all of us The Parties Switched In The 60’s – Bernie Edition …indite the ham sandwich. Failbama Newt should probably call his office once in a while From […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| May 30, 2017 | 5 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Constitutional scholar The rehab of St. Hillary Neo-dumbassery Say it ain’t so, Cory! It means I Love You Seriously Weirdo shaming If you can’t win, litigate …says the crowd rising under the blanket we provide. More Russian conspiracies Fake “Georgia voters”….my ass. Changing of the hags Trump wants old people to starve That brown science […]

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Tuesday with Claymore

| May 23, 2017 | 3 Comments
Tuesday with Claymore

Mama said knock you out “Real news” doesn’t involve Islamic terrorism She probably voted for Hillary too DUI deaths are worse than those caused by Muslim extremists How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat? Single payer everyone payer Translation; I’m tired of being reminded that Islamofascists still exist “The earth […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| May 16, 2017 | 2 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Banking on stupid Literally taking everything out of context Nyet Other people’s money Some just want to watch the world burn Salivating Sulu the Constitutional scholar Vulnerable Impeachy keen Mr. & Mrs. Clause Last word on the Last Word? Panties + wad = discomfort Thin blue line with red hats Slut shaming? Russia Russia Russia! […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| May 9, 2017 | 4 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

The definition of ‘cognitive dissonance’ Winning hearts and minds Jar-Jar Binks of Ga politics Bill Maher isn’t a liberal? “The People’s” budget DUmbasses has the sads I beg you…do this. Please. Benedict Donald Shut up and keep fighting Foxy France McMaster to none Rachel for president!! Love DU style “Nobody needs 840hp” Bruise Cruz Hey […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| May 2, 2017 | 5 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Know your enemy There ain’t no Sanders Claus Bears defecating in wooded areas Un-Civil-ized Resisting resistors who resist Masta of Winds Sean Shine Coup who? Liarwatha and Big Red against Dems Bibles + Guns = Russia? Entitled to someone else’s labor It wasn’t a cult of personality, guys. I mean it. Retarded history Oh, so […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| April 25, 2017 | 9 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

“Dream” Team Ninja Sean Shattering the competition Comey Chameleon Yeah, I’d like to hand it to her. In a paper bag. Franco-Russian nonsense Attack on Chelsea Contrary to your feelings, the Constitution disagrees Tiny violin Shoving it in until it hurts White Knight trying to score co-ed poon Boo-effin’-hoo Vagatarian vs. Bow Ties Abort Bernie […]

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