Tuesdays with Claymore
Tuesdays with Claymore
No, but apparently being in Hollywood does TL;DR = Men suck Unicorns, rainbows, puppy dogs… “What, like with a cloth?” I call BS. Pardon me Resign? For what? So now they’re worried about lying It’s tricky This could be a lifetime appointment Hmm…this story is getting more and more fishy The news of my demise… […]
Tuesdays with Claymore
When liberals lose, it’s ‘stolen’, when they win, it’s ‘mandate’ GWOT is a sham! Both came with a free bowl of soup Military draft is slavery No mention of a YouTube video And the Blue Falcon award goes to… Conspiracy time Well isn’t that convenient Life gives you Lemons Day-o! Racism….because is’t Tuesday From the […]
Tuesdays with Claymore
Acknowledging there’s evil in the world Planet of death…thanks climate change deniers! Axis of retards Europe sucks Manufactured Unified in hate But I thought Bush was Hitler? Laffer stock This passes for profound? Obama “one of our greatest presidents”. So now John McCain is a liberal hero? Settle down, Francis. Wait…Comey’s pre-interview Hillary letter proves […]
Tuesdays with Claymore
High capacity dumbass Low velocity dumbass Never let a crisis go to waste Having a bad day Pop the bubble Because it’s true? It’s all your fault Return fire Leftist gun owners are better than you Leeching off the dead F tha NRA Pack mentality Gun Control for Losers Not that into you Blame Christians […]
Tuesdays with Claymore
Mainely awful “Get a job, morans” El sucko So it’s the military’s fault? House on fire…send more gasoline All the “singel” ladies… “Work with my enemies…” The devil in the details …but don’t call them elitists. Everything is politics ex-Mr. Mariah Carey has something to say Smoking a fat Cuban Defending the flag/anthem = attacking […]
Tuesdays with Claymore
POW McCain – Not a hero Ramblin’ man 7th inning stretch The good news is that Europe is only a Delta flight away Liz, Bernie and Kirsten …since his name isn’t Clinton Butthurt Journalism Dindu Nuffins Dis Sanders You will be made to care Tap dancing “You can keep your doctor” Let. It. Go. Party […]
Tuesday with Claymore on Wednesday
I blame Irma for the lateness of this post. Echo echo echo… Teats on a boar are more useful Curse that right wing company! Nyet We’re doomed…DOOMED!!! Ship of stupid Killer marriages Look out, it’s a flood of blue! Get back to me when Hillary is in prison orange Whiney McWhineface Paging Margaret Sanger Jagoff […]
Tuesdays with Claymore
Jeez, not this s#!t again Famous Because? Not helping Bernie and Stein supporters are to blame Fake news = Bad Jews? Real progressives only Ten bucks says he hasn’t even seen it Christmas is only 111 days away Fire Fox from Firefox? High crimes…. Yuk yuk yuk…leftards is teh funneh Kicked in the can Here’s […]
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