Phillip Dale Monkress; The continuing saga
So if you missed the drama last night in the post about Phillip Dale Monkress, you didn’t miss much. A couple of us got phone calls last night threatening that we were about to be served with summons. Someone who got my wife’s phone records called one of her friends to ask about my guns, ostensibly to protect the process server. I was told that I should remove my guns from house in preparation for that visit, even though the caller was unable to determine if I owned guns, and then later posted in the comments of this blog that I don’t have a permit to own guns (even though no such permit is required, or available in West Virginia).
Well, why would someone run off the rails like that? I’m just a blogger who has never hid my location in the event that one of these phonies feels froggy and wants to leap. I post publicly available information about people who are deceiving the public, and I always do my best to eliminate Personally Identifiable Information, but all that numbnuts did last night was post PII about me and the others. If you want to know if I own guns, come to the house, chickenshit. You’re in Bethesda, MD and I’m a couple of miles away. Drive on up and find out for yourself.
As I mentioned before, Monkress’ lawyer tried to put pressure on us and some of our commenters, to no available, so they’re trying intimidation, poorly. I’ve done nothing illegal, so there’s no summons coming. His lawyer might be an idiot, but she doesn’t want to look like an idiot in a courtroom. So Monkress has hired a PI in Bethesda to harass and try to intimate us. What they don’t realize is that we have lawyers and PIs, too.
So why would he do all of that intimidation? Well, maybe because he’s feeling the heat beyond his phony veterans stories. For example, this is a cached copy of his company’s About page from last week;
And here’s what it looks like now;
They got millions of dollars in government contracts based on their status as a Native American-owned business. Now suddenly, they’re not Native Americans? While we’re looking at their website, how about the front page;
See that Department of Veterans’ Affairs seal? Well, that’s not legal to display there according to 18 U.S.C. §506;
(a) Whoever –
(1) falsely makes, forges, counterfeits, mutilates, or alters
the seal of any department or agency of the United States, or any
facsimile thereof;
(2) knowingly uses, affixes, or impresses any such fraudulently
made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal or
facsimile thereof to or upon any certificate, instrument,
commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possesses, sells, offers for sale,
furnishes, offers to furnish, gives away, offers to give away,
transports, offers to transport, imports, or offers to import any
such seal or facsimile thereof, knowing the same to have been so
falsely made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered,
shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned not more than 5
years, or both.
(b) Notwithstanding subsection (a) or any other provision of law,
if a forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal of a
department or agency of the United States, or any facsimile
thereof, is –
(1) so forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered;
(2) used, affixed, or impressed to or upon any certificate,
instrument, commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possessed, sold, offered for sale,
furnished, offered to furnish, given away, offered to give away,
transported, offered to transport, imported, or offered to
import, with the intent or effect of facilitating an alien’s application
for, or receipt of, a Federal benefit to which the alien is not
entitled, the penalties which may be imposed for each offense under
subsection (a) shall be two times the maximum fine, and 3 times the
maximum term of imprisonment, or both, that would otherwise be
imposed for an offense under subsection (a).
(c) For purposes of this section –
(1) the term “Federal benefit” means –
(A) the issuance of any grant, contract, loan, professional
license, or commercial license provided by any agency of the
United States or by appropriated funds of the United States;
and
(B) any retirement, welfare, Social Security, health
(including treatment of an emergency medical condition in
accordance with section 1903(v) of the Social Security Act (19
(!1) U.S.C. 1396b(v))), disability, veterans, public housing,
education, food stamps, or unemployment benefit, or any similar
benefit for which payments or assistance are provided by an
agency of the United States or by appropriated funds of the
United States; and
(2) each instance of forgery, counterfeiting, mutilation, or
alteration shall constitute a separate offense under this
section.
Like I said the other day, we have someone wandering the halls of Congress trying to get various Congress people interested in Monkress and his company. I’ve also said in the past that I didn’t want to put innocent people out of work at All Points – but that stunt last night pushed me beyond that sentiment. Initially, we only wanted Monkress to admit that he had done all of us veterans wrong by pretending to be something he wasn’t, but he had to double down on the stupid.
He may have threatened my wife and family, but my resolve in this matter has dissipated their fears. So you cowards come out from behind your screens to face me and admit that you have been wrong all along and all of this will stop. By the way, I have more information if you want to keep up this silly game.
By the way, I didn’t post any links to All Points Logistics to protect you from any data they might gather from your visit.
Category: Phony soldiers
Dueling Sockpuppets. Now Psul has to to take a bite of the s-sandwhich that Dullard is serving.
OH TEH IRONIES!!!
Huh…and yet there wasn’t the random capitalization of letters much like the texts of a 14-year old girl. That would be the go/no-go test for a DullASS post, but meh.
Stupid tends to run in groups, or in the case of Witless and Wickre, pairs.
It would seem that the lemon drop queen, gay Carlos and a 20 year retired Air Force a Colonel would know something about honor and integrity.
Guess not.
Fucking poser backers.
Will the defendant please rise….
Let’s see here — Wickerass threatens repeatedly to shut the blog down, Monkeydick wants us to believe he is disinterested in this discussion of his dishonesty, deceit, lies, and stolen valor, some would-be lawyers and Navy doctors (probably Wicker & Monkeydick) tell us what terrible people we are and yet …..
Bottom line is, Phillip Monkress lied repeatedly in presentations to Boeing small business advocates, fellow employees, on his APL website, and to his biker buddies about his exploits as a Navy SEAL Team member. And yet Wickerpuss and other bleeding hearts think we are bad guys for telling the truth. What we want to see is an apology from Monkeyliarbutt. Time to come clean you drunk, drug-crazed, lying, asshole. All this will go away once you do that.
Oh, by the way, Phildo, how did that DUI issue turn out? Do you still have your security clearance? Does DSS know about your behavior and DUI charges? How about your customers — DHS, Jacobs Technologies, Boeing? How can you look yourself in the mirror each morning to shave, etc?
Jerk. Turd.
@305: Ditto. Well stated.
I personally don’t want his apology, I want him to drag his butt to coronado and virginia and say sorry to all the SEALs that haul ass and keep quiet and professional.
I want him to apologize to the families of ALL our fallen SEALs.
And if I could get an impossible request, honestly I would LOVE if Phildo actually was pulled into Hell Week, no ringing bell either .. all week, I’m sure the instructors would make him “that guy” so hard he would end up being “that girl” …
Phil,
Cleaned out the pension program and the restricted assets yet?
Cash Money says “There appears to be a pool at APL and its clients betting if Phil can pull out the victory.”
Cash Money says “There should be a board vote of no confidence in the CEO”.
Cash Money also says “A significant amount of contract business does not appear it will be renewed.”
Phil?
A clever response? A threat? Something?
#310 – think Phildo is reenacting the Hitler bunker scene right now…. seeing APL and himself going down in flames as the Feds go walking in to ALP HQ in FL and start boxing up files… and the thoughts of going away to a Federal Pound Him in the Ass prison for a while. Monkeyassboy and Psaulie in jump suit orange – and knowing that their bullshit bravado won’t help them in the hole….
Poor Phildo, NOT!!!! Yeah, fool, your walls are crumbling!!!
What?? No come-back, Phildo? No response to the TRUTH?
You can no longer twist the facts to suit you? Are you afraid Boeing, DHS or Jacobs will dump you upon learning of your lies? Afraid Randy Lycans and Boeing will finally see you for what you are — a lying drug-crazed, sexual pervert?
It’s time to do the “right thing,” Monkeyass. Why prolong the agony on yourself? Take the high road and seek redemption. You will feel better for it. It’s the only way out for you.
(second post)
What?? No come-back, Phildo? No response to the TRUTH?
You can no longer twist the facts to suit you? Are you afraid Boeing, DHS or Jacobs will dump you upon learning of your lies? Afraid Randy Lycans and Boeing will finally see you for what you are — a lying drug-crazed, sexual pervert?
It’s time to do the “right thing,” Monkeyass. Why prolong the agony on yourself? Take the high road and seek redemption. You will feel better for it. It’s the only way out for you.
And the Phildo saga continues in his never ending quest for the perfect 10-inch to satiate he carnal desires…
So Phildo, your battery of legal advisors cannot strategize past your deceit, lies, and stolen valor?
No defense, huh, weirdo drunk?
How did that last DUI case go, dumbass?
How is that security clearance reinvestigation working for you? How much “truth” do you think I should share with DSS when they come knocking?
Is that bottle-a-day working out for you?
Has DHS and Boeing given up on you yet? We see the end approaching. Why don’t you, Asshole!
Another tsunami of STUPID from either “Pee Wee Herman” Wickre and/or Witlessone in….
Aside from a thread being closed last night, did I miss anything? Hope not.
Not YET, Ma’am!
Proud: Good. We all have lives, don’t we? This bunch gets far too much attention for its own good, especially when their entire scheme appears to be imploding.
Indeed. Still, I was kind of bummed out when I saw that that thread was closed, I was expecting to see another tsunami of stupidity emanate from either of those two. Hmm,… TAH’s version of Beavis & Butthead?
@321: I think it was closed, probably because psul used an actual WV State Trooper’s name in a post. The one that is investigating his drunken email/blog threats to Jonn and TSO. I suppose they don’t want psulie continuing to go full ritard in his drunken stupor and add more charges to the ones he’s already going to face. Plus, I think Jonn doesn’t want us fine folks to conitnue pouring gas on that particular fire, since psulie boi has a hankering for making threats of bodily harm while he’s on a bender.
Yeah, I thought so, too, OT. But when has psulieboi NOT been on a bender since we’ve known him?
Yeah, he was still bloviating at midnight, so I just shut down comments so I could get some sleep. unlike Psul, I have a job.
If it’s down, it’s down for a reason so let’s not effectively resurrect it here. We’ll get an update soon enough.
Well, it was a nice thought but this dang comments stuff lags for me, big time. I hit refresh and neither I nor the page gets any fresher.
Air Cav – If you hit the “This Ain’t Hell” at the top of the page, then once the page is done refreshing the “Recent Comments” are correct.
Oh and since I’m sick I wasn’t on last night, what did I miss?
He’s like the turd that can’t be flushed.
Val–Psulie-boi thought he was being clever by buying a iPad and pretending to be a state attorney and WVA state trooper, but funny how neither sockpuppet could spell worth a shit, both posted from the same IP address, and are in love with the phrase, “As to.”
IOW, Psulie-boi fucking up at fucking up. Hole, shovel, you get the idea.
@323: You’re right. I stand corrected. 🙂
Cripes, now psulie is impersonating a LEO and DA…the fatboy is nuts…
GOOoooooodddd Morning TAH!!!
Ball Check!!! READY, GO!!!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
We’re good here….
Wow, I didn’t think that Psul could top himself AND I didn’t think that he would not already be in the custody or Maryland LE already, but hey, we can all be wrong occasionally.
@ 329 Airforcekj
Psul is, unfortunately, the upperdecker that Phildo left in the TAH Potty.
/*snerk*……(grabs air freshener…..”sssssssssssssss”…tries to de-stinkify the thread)
//P.U. 😀
Phil Monkress and his senior staff at APL are continuing to avoid calls from MULTIPLE sources seeking clarification and explanation of his military, Native American and law Enforcement claims.
Green Thumb: and in other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. (smile)
Last night was somewhat entertaining. The buying an iPad and pretending to be the WV trooper involved in the investigation was an extra helping of the stupid. I’m sure that mocking the guy investigating you is always helpful. Then again, this is Wickre, with the series of arrests for resisting arrest and attempting to evade.
If I was Phildo, I think I would just work from home.
I mean, how do you avoid a call from a client (that has seen the video) that has questions about you being introduced as a SEAL?
Push it to a lower-level employee and have them “deal with it?”
Phildo, they are laughing at you.
@337 GT
Dullass,
Psul and
Phildo….
THIS is for each of you.
http://zfwjra.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pXskpYdxB7cqKEjiXGgbY5BBMKHXiF6udIvrafhPKVswi0FlFX7_2QOFHxcmgVpJnkgVk9nNMNIn8DOaSgxF8eKpLLQd51aKq/loser.gif?psid=1
@338.
Roget that.
Well, well, well. Looks as if Dullass himself was arrested on 08-09-2013 for no other than disorderly intoxication. http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Dallas_Wittgenfeld_13258593/, damn, only a face your own mom could love.
@340.
Yeah, Dullass just oozes credibility.
@340–nice find! And why does it not surprise me that DullASS can’t stay away from the cheap hooch himself?
Well, that mug shot explains a lot. Dumbass is trying to hit us up for bail money the next time he gets tanked and is put in the tank.
He drinks to forget, NHSparky.
He’s reminded that he’s a LSoS every time he wakes up and looks in the mirror. That would drive me to drink, too.
RE #340:
Yep, that mug looks just like the one in the photo that someone I know snapped of him coming out of a store in that area, and the person said that Dullass looked like he had either been on a bender or was a homeless wino.
Class act, for sure.
Made sure I tagged that photo as transgender. I’m not saying he is although that clown suit makes me wonder, but I’m not saying he’s not. Just. never. know these days.
Did he get in a fight with the sidewalk, or what is going on with his face?
You know what I am a little disappointed about the thread being closed? I had a wonderful post all written regarding the WVA and MD criminal codes. Well, I guess it is for the better. They made Paul K. Wickre look a little foolish.
Back on topic for this thread, though. I called a friend of mine this morning who works in a certain really important building in Maryland. He said that calls to APL are being ignored from them, too. This isn’t a good thing, because APL recently found their name on a list that will be a little hard to ignore. All he could tell me about the list is that it meant there would be some travel involved for Monkyrest and his lawer.
TSO: could be. Alternatively, perhaps he was “somewhat less than polite” to the officer who arrested him.
Flagwaver: that big building wouldn’t be located in a town starting with the letter “G”, would it?