Phillip Dale Monkress; The continuing saga
So if you missed the drama last night in the post about Phillip Dale Monkress, you didn’t miss much. A couple of us got phone calls last night threatening that we were about to be served with summons. Someone who got my wife’s phone records called one of her friends to ask about my guns, ostensibly to protect the process server. I was told that I should remove my guns from house in preparation for that visit, even though the caller was unable to determine if I owned guns, and then later posted in the comments of this blog that I don’t have a permit to own guns (even though no such permit is required, or available in West Virginia).
Well, why would someone run off the rails like that? I’m just a blogger who has never hid my location in the event that one of these phonies feels froggy and wants to leap. I post publicly available information about people who are deceiving the public, and I always do my best to eliminate Personally Identifiable Information, but all that numbnuts did last night was post PII about me and the others. If you want to know if I own guns, come to the house, chickenshit. You’re in Bethesda, MD and I’m a couple of miles away. Drive on up and find out for yourself.
As I mentioned before, Monkress’ lawyer tried to put pressure on us and some of our commenters, to no available, so they’re trying intimidation, poorly. I’ve done nothing illegal, so there’s no summons coming. His lawyer might be an idiot, but she doesn’t want to look like an idiot in a courtroom. So Monkress has hired a PI in Bethesda to harass and try to intimate us. What they don’t realize is that we have lawyers and PIs, too.
So why would he do all of that intimidation? Well, maybe because he’s feeling the heat beyond his phony veterans stories. For example, this is a cached copy of his company’s About page from last week;
And here’s what it looks like now;
They got millions of dollars in government contracts based on their status as a Native American-owned business. Now suddenly, they’re not Native Americans? While we’re looking at their website, how about the front page;
See that Department of Veterans’ Affairs seal? Well, that’s not legal to display there according to 18 U.S.C. §506;
(a) Whoever –
(1) falsely makes, forges, counterfeits, mutilates, or alters
the seal of any department or agency of the United States, or any
facsimile thereof;
(2) knowingly uses, affixes, or impresses any such fraudulently
made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal or
facsimile thereof to or upon any certificate, instrument,
commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possesses, sells, offers for sale,
furnishes, offers to furnish, gives away, offers to give away,
transports, offers to transport, imports, or offers to import any
such seal or facsimile thereof, knowing the same to have been so
falsely made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered,
shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned not more than 5
years, or both.
(b) Notwithstanding subsection (a) or any other provision of law,
if a forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal of a
department or agency of the United States, or any facsimile
thereof, is –
(1) so forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered;
(2) used, affixed, or impressed to or upon any certificate,
instrument, commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possessed, sold, offered for sale,
furnished, offered to furnish, given away, offered to give away,
transported, offered to transport, imported, or offered to
import, with the intent or effect of facilitating an alien’s application
for, or receipt of, a Federal benefit to which the alien is not
entitled, the penalties which may be imposed for each offense under
subsection (a) shall be two times the maximum fine, and 3 times the
maximum term of imprisonment, or both, that would otherwise be
imposed for an offense under subsection (a).
(c) For purposes of this section –
(1) the term “Federal benefit” means –
(A) the issuance of any grant, contract, loan, professional
license, or commercial license provided by any agency of the
United States or by appropriated funds of the United States;
and
(B) any retirement, welfare, Social Security, health
(including treatment of an emergency medical condition in
accordance with section 1903(v) of the Social Security Act (19
(!1) U.S.C. 1396b(v))), disability, veterans, public housing,
education, food stamps, or unemployment benefit, or any similar
benefit for which payments or assistance are provided by an
agency of the United States or by appropriated funds of the
United States; and
(2) each instance of forgery, counterfeiting, mutilation, or
alteration shall constitute a separate offense under this
section.
Like I said the other day, we have someone wandering the halls of Congress trying to get various Congress people interested in Monkress and his company. I’ve also said in the past that I didn’t want to put innocent people out of work at All Points – but that stunt last night pushed me beyond that sentiment. Initially, we only wanted Monkress to admit that he had done all of us veterans wrong by pretending to be something he wasn’t, but he had to double down on the stupid.
He may have threatened my wife and family, but my resolve in this matter has dissipated their fears. So you cowards come out from behind your screens to face me and admit that you have been wrong all along and all of this will stop. By the way, I have more information if you want to keep up this silly game.
By the way, I didn’t post any links to All Points Logistics to protect you from any data they might gather from your visit.
Category: Phony soldiers
@96.
Phil,
I misspoke.
I will debate you in any public forum of your choosing, as long as we have media coverage.
I will actually pay for it; my dime and time. My travel expenses, that is. No need for APL or the American taxpayers to sponsor it as you will write it off on fringe benefits.
At the Merritt Island APL HQ; board room?
Transparency; great first step.
Invite who you wish.
You name the time and place.
20 questions; you have 10 of those questions.
Neutral, free of fear and bias.
Are you game?
I am bored.
96. Dear Lederhosen,
Oh please. You put the F in FAIL and the threats amounted to just so many words, most of which formed disjointed and barely comprehensible sentences. Look around. The camp is empty, but for you. The embers burn no longer. Go away.
Flagwaver, you didn’t use ‘as to’ enough.
@96 — or is that 69? 😛
Standing by and waiting, you boring, smarmy, little twerp. Haven’t learned your lesson yet, have you?
Psul you have a new loser to back, Nikki Delazado could use your help, or at least a # to your Lawyer.
Paul,
EAT SHIT
Did that moron just come in as wilm hosenfeld, haaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaahaaa, idiot
These are your words, bubblebutt: “We have everything on the usual suspects who live to comment here. Stand by”
First off, end sentences with periods. You’ll look somewhat less stupid.
Second, you have everything? REALLY??????? Wow. Find me, jackanapes. Cough it up.
I don’t believe you can even find your way out of your own house without help.
Ex go get the turd please
Paul
EAT SHIT
@Heidi — yes, he’s trying to come ba-a-a-a-ck! I said July 27 to July 31, he’d show up again, and I was right.
The only reason he hasn’t posted a second time yet is that he can only find one key at a time on the keyboard, even when he’s sober.
Isn’t there a tranny blog in need of your harassment?
He is a sad little boy, come out come out and play with ex- I dare you
He can’t, Heidi. He doesn’t like girls.
He is scared of the cats(pick your own word) in here, psulie come play and bring monkress.
I’ll go back to watching tv, somebody fb me if he has a hickup in here
He’s retarded….
An excerpt from a short story – about 2.5 pages – now underway, “The Misadventure of One pickwick peckerwood”:
“There was not, however, a sole dragon available with enough lack of self-respect to take on this feckless felcher, whose butt-buddy Filodough Filldough had pushed peckerwood into chasing dragons.
“Now peckerwood, who could not even get someone to put initial caps on his two names, viewed this disdainful attitude as something he could tackle.
“Unfortunately, he chose the female dragon Bitchgirl PHex, who did tolerate fools for amusement and personal pleasure, but only up to a point. Then she cooked them medium rare and threw them to her offspring, Miss Paddypaws and Sir Michael, as a snack between meals.”
Only a few more paragraphs to go, and you’ll be famous in our country club, Vilma.
And Phil,
If you accept, I will provide you with my list of questions.
To show my resolve and humility; I will take mine blind.
Game?
Oh, hell, he’s had an hour to answer. As usual, the smarmy pile of fossilized shark doots can’t even live up to his own billing.
What a waste of time.
Phil?
Chicken shit. You know what to do with chickens? Roast ’em and eat them.
Another moment from “The Misadventure of One pickwick peckerwood” :
The first encounter was in a swamp, which is always neutral territory. pickwick peckerwood ventured forth – or, wait – was it sallied forth? I forget. Anyway, he went forth to take on the fearsome female dragon Bitchgirl PHex.
She, however, was not one to be taken on lightly by a simple-minded stump-sucking scumbucket like pickwick peckerwood. No, not she. She lay in wait for him, swatting at the occasional crane fly and examining her toeclaws, when she saw the reeds waving in the distance and crouched quietly to erupt in flames as peckerwood wandered by her ambushing spot.
As usual with pickwick peckerwood, he did not actually show up himself, not in the front of the potential fray. He found a gullible and easily stirred-up fool in Filodough Filldough, who had agreed, for a small price (his weight in hot wings and blue cheese dressing) to go in peckerwood’s place in front, while peckerwood followed along, admiring his behind.
He must have lost his router connection with Germany.
False alarm, people. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Phil?
Well?
@96 – Hosen?
Hoser.
Phil,
Would you like me to go through a respected intermediary in your area?
I believe this individual is respectable, even in your view.
All I wish is to get to the bottom of this in a public forum.
In light of the fact that no one(your staff and taxpayer caretakers included)seems to have any concrete answers.
It seems that everything is coming from the top.
You, Phil.
Crickets…………… . . . . . . . . . .
@127.
When I was growing up, we fished with crickets.
Caught bluegills in abundance (and Crappie).
When we cleaned them, well…. at least they had guts.
Phil, straight offer.
You know how to find me, I think.
And its not who you think.
GT: 🙂
A feckless felcher, indeed.
Well, Mr. Field Pants is a douchenozzle of the 10th degree sideways, indeed.
He seems much reduced lately. Not even close to anything new in the threats department.
Alas poor Psul, we demand better from you. Stare longingly at that bottle of rotgut shining in the dim yellow lamplight upon your desk. Notice how the rays of electric wattage are transformed into the glorious shimmer of under ocean waves as if you were in the bottle relaxed and warm floating and staring at the entire of the universe around you? Reach for it slowly. Savor every moment that comes of the want and harsh clawing need deep within you before you wrap your cold and clammy hands around the glass skin of that which rules your desires… Give into the warm embrace as the smoky flavor settles down deep within you to bring forth your wit and wisdom upon those that deserve it upon the internets! GRASP YOUR MADNESS AND RIDE IT LIKE THE BITCH IT IS! TELL THEM ALL!!!1! TLL THOM WHE IT IS THAT RIDS THE DWQAGON!@!1 DO IT!
Oh man I crack myself up sometimes.
Ex, when he finally disappears for good, you need to share the algorithm of your predictions, which have been quite accurate.
ExHack@133, could it be that Ex-PH2 is actually Dolphin 1925?
http://sports-kings.com/man-on-reddit-predicts-wwe-pay-per-views-with-100-accuracy/
Nope, I’m not Dolphin 1925. But I do have a madness to my method, I can assure you. 🙂 And it will probably have everyone of you, the men people especially, groaning and throwing empty beer cans into the air.
Hi Folks,
The last thing I remember that was deleted was Psul or someone yelling at GT and then posting some 406 area code phone number with the wrong area code and talking smack about Montana or something. Oh and he also called Ex-PH2 “bitch girl Ex PH” Look @61 Harlem. Anyway it’s not nearly as entertaining as him coming back here.
Ex-PH2: if your madness includes PhotoShopping a picture of Monky-man as Venus on the halfshell, do NOT post it here . . . .
Once Jonn IP blocked Psulie-boi, he’s at a loss.
Some IT services company he works for. Poor dumb fucker doesn’t even know what Tor does.
NHSparky, apparently that EE degree that he touts was from back in the slide rule days, so he has no idea of how networks and routing really work. He’s far too busy making his millions on the housing market now to worry about that tech stuff, anyway.
@Bobo, you think peckerwood actually knows how to use a slipstick?
I wonder what happened to mine. It’s practically an antique.
Hondo, I vow – no images of pickwick peckerwood a/k/a the wickre man of any sort will be posted by me. I would never do that to anyone. Tesla is bad enough.
Phil?
I voted for you.
Psul, eat shit and die. You are boring and shallow.
Monkeybutt, you liar, drunk, fat pig, admit the deceitful errors of your ways, be redeemed and fade away. POSER! Loser! Dumbass.
Ex-PH2: for the love of God, do NOT post a photoshopped (or real) picture of Spankarella as Venus on the Half-Shell!!!!
Hondo–is it just me, or is the visual image of Spankarella in all her bondage regalia something that’s already been done?
(Yeah–Rosie O’Donnell. God help us all.)
NHSparky: I’ll take your word for that, amigo. Never was much a fan of B&D or Rosie O’Donnell – so if she did a B&D photo shoot, I never saw it.
Thankfully.
Nah, it was a REALLY bad movie from the late-80’s/early-90’s called, “Exit to Eden.”
Believe me, you’re better off not knowing.
@144
EWWWWWWW!!! And I am saying that as a man.
The Venus is in the half-shell is considered a thing of beauty.
Any idea of the Tesla in the half-shell will result in the following:
1) Shriveling of man parts, even so far as to go inward.
2) Mass regurgitations.
3) Mass outbreaks of eye-bleaching, resulting in high rates of blindness.
4) Lower national birth rate.
5) TAH trolls able to overcome #1 and hence making that image and the site NSFW. (Think about it)
6) A new love interest for Paul Wickre.
Do we really want to do that?
I say no we do not.
The only positive of Exit to Eden was Dana Delany in her prime.
@148 Pineywoods NCO
Paul K Wikre doesn’t like women. His new love interest is Dullass. That is, when Phildo give someone ELSE a turn from Psul’s rear.