Major Tammy Feliciano; phony veteran
You might remember the portly Major Tammy Feliciano pictured above from our talk about phony Sergeant Major Papotia Reginald Wright – she was the adjutant at his 8th Special Forces Regiment New York Honor Guard VSO.
Our partners at the Guardians of the Green Beret did the paperwork to verify her military service. She had told them that she had DD214s to prove her service as well as Reggie’s service, if only they would call her at the unit’s disconnected phone number;
The National Personnel Records Center says “Who?”
Yeah, I was surprised, too. A plus-sized female Major with a Special Forces tab? Why not?
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
That is one “well nourished” “operator”.
it’s the Krispy Kreme Kommando!
Could drop her behind enemy lines and she’d survive for weeks. As Homer Simpson said it, she’s “drought and famine resistant.”
I’m sure if you dropped her anywhere the impact would be as catastrophic for the earth as the Comet that killed off the Dinosaurs millions of years ago.
there might be considerable bounce in that event…leaving three, maybe four craters the size of manhattan…
If she was dropped anywhere, the impact would be felt everywhere. You wouldn’t need a Richter scale to measure it, it would be a life-ending event.
Massive Ordinance Ass Burst.
Fraudsters gotta fraud… turd biscuit.
What else could they do? They can’t suddenly appear as a six foot tall blond 0-5 Nurse Corps officer with a CAR in her ribbon rack.
With a BFC of over 60%, she had a lot of “reserves” to sustain herself during her “Q” course; she probably was the Honor Grad of her particular class…(sarc)…
I have a mental image of her fast roping off a helo…
This comes to mind too:
They’re lucky the response wasn’t this: https://youtu.be/u-wjn4b70_0?t=1m52s
Fortunately Gary Busey was left at the Pier in Marseilles.
That’s great- the Air Boss must have gone through the overhead!
Apparently the three little (greased) pigs were sent over from the USS America.
“Plus-sized”? Jonn, I’m gonna have to channel my inner Ministry of Truth persona here.
“Plus-sized?” Hardly. More like “doubleplusungood” sized.
Doubleplusungood, claims notactions. Rewrite fullwise truthsub antefiling.
(smile)
She’s one rolly-polly gal.
Every single person should read 1984, Fahrenheit 451 and secondary works like Brave New World, Atlas Shrugged, The Handmaid’s Tale, Lord Of The Flies, Anthem, The Fountainhead.
Stanley Milgram’s, “Obedience to Authority” is also a must.
Also: “Witness” by Whittaker Chambers – nonfiction by the way…
See: Alger Hiss: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alger_Hiss
She DOES look like a highly experienced Golden Corral Assault Commando, maybe part of MEAL Buffet Assault Team 6?
I knew that stupid pudgy bint likely never served. Surprise, surprise, Sergeant!
Her “DD214” is her cup size and her weight.
The “cup size” brought the image of the protective cups worn by catchers in baseball/softball games.
I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
Ask your wife what her cup size is, it doesn’t have anything to do with baseball protective gear. Double D’s are not anything most of us would want to see. Think “pendulous.”
rgr769 – Do I really have to put the /jk tag on things for you?
I’ve not passed 6 decades upon this Earth without learning a few things. And some of those I learned from high-school and college girl friends.
And she’s rocking that “God is Love” patch on her hat.
Why do so many phonies feel they have to invoke God to cover their lies?
Because the serpent in the Garden of Eden did the same thing.
You learn from the best.
And here it is!!!
The OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
https://imgur.com/VQBdhFw
Take a look at it and let me know what you think and I’m, as always, open to any and all constructive criticism/editing suggestions.
OUTFUCKINGSTANDING!
Excellent work!
Awesome. Too bad no space for the St. Louis fire. Have we ever had anyone score a double bingo or, better, a coverall?
Here’s the updated version where I added “fire/burned up plus classified/sealed
NEW & IMPROVED
The OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
(I’m gonna stick with this one.)
https://imgur.com/Egu9BbJ
Good work!
Great!
Only comment is, isn’t the correct TAH spelling “lawer?”
Agreed. The correct TAH spelling should be “LAWER.”
Motion to correct the spelling.
Can I get a second?
Second, and I move the motion.
AYE!!!
We may have to file a petition or mount a sit in because Chip already declared his version final, with the spelling error. Of course, since I can’t actually spell worth a flip, it makes very little more than a never mind to me.
Way to go Brother!
Well-played!!
I guess I’m going to have to add her as phony SF in the count, and our 2nd female.*
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* in the count of male:female, I will use the criteria of what was between their legs when they were born, to the best of my ability to determine at the time of scoring.
She’s legit. I found a video of her on maneuvers in German.
I thought that was a colonel…?
I hear the cottonwoods whispering above, Tammy, Tammy, Tammy’s in love.(with herself)
My heart beats so joyfully, I’m glad she’s not here.
Sorted AND giggled on that one!
(Obviously still giggling instead of attending to correct spelling of “snorted”)
I now have a clearer understanding of the term “Army-wide”. If she walks backwards, does she beep?
The last time she wore a yellow rain suit she had people running up behind her yelling “TAXI!!”.
Or trying to get a free tan.
Yes, but there’s a smell that accompanies the sound.
Hydrogen sulfide, methane and residual Twinkies mainly
“died in combat on and off the battlefields” …
I just stared at this for a full five minutes trying to comment on the shear stupidity of that quote.
I’ve got nothing….
I got notten’ too, as per my post above.
Some words are best left alone.
I think that Jose Feliciano had a better chance of making it in the service than “Tammy” ever did.
jose fellatio?
Major Hose Fellatio….gay porn star
Take the name of your street (non-numbered only!)–or one you used to live on–and your middle name. Put them together and you will have a soap opera or porn name.
Good thing you clarified that – 47W doesn’t sound like much… 🙂
The other way is a hoot.
Is it possible with that tactical maternity smock that she is actually the Mother Of All Special Forces?
Does this count against Army’s 2018 fake Green Beret total?
Your numbers are too low Army, you need to pump those numbers up…those are rookie numbers.
I’m scoring it as a “yes”, Atkron, making the phony totals to this point in time:
Navy SEALs: 6
Green Berets/SF: 4
Marines and Canadian Nam Vets are tied at 3 each. I am not counting the Canadian who claimed to be a SF Nam vet in the SF numbers, just to keep from double-counting phonies.
Error: Name has been reported as “Tammy”.
Correction: Based on a mountain of evidence to the contrary, her name is actually “Tummy”.
That is all … carry on!
😀 (Animated link below)
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Well, Tammy Feliciano DOES look like an experienced veteran of many an all you can eat buffet!
Tammy went to KFC. Said “I want a bucket of chicken”. Clerk says “which one?”. Tammy replies “the one on the roof!”.
I wonder what our ancestors would have done to stolen valor types in the 19th century. I am seriously asking as it’s difficult to find records of any writings on it but you just know that there were certainly asshole frauds then too. Makes me think they just shot them on the spot and moved on.
Does anyone know the history on that?
The words “Tarred and Feathered” and “Run out of town on rail” come to mind.
Here’s a piece that you will find interesting. It includes Civil War phonies.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fake-war-stories-exposed/
If this fat bitch ever fell over, she would surely rock to death!
She needs to wear a striped outfit so one can tell if she’s walking or rolling down the street.
Something like a circus tent?
She gets her jeans from Calvin Clydsdale and her dresses from Omar the Tentmaker?
And her shirts from the Eureka Tent Company®™️!
Archimedes could not have had his “Eureka!” moment with this floating fat bitch cannon balling into his tub…more likely “Tsunami!”
She needs a major airlift to the buffet line. Maybe Heavy Chevy can help her!
Watch them fight to the death over the last six pounds of cheese.
Well, after all, the Navy has “Fat Leonard”, so…
Hey, if she will ‘give it up’ I’ll take it. I’m getting old and could stand to loose a few pounds myself.
Get in line behind IDC SARC.
I don’t think there’s ever been a hoo-hah he’s ever passed up.
“No, not there, that’s just a fat fold.”
Hit the folds until you smell shit, then go back one!
The more meat, the more to eat.
Cheers,
MrFace
With that meat, I’d rather beat
With that meat I’d beat a hasty retreat.
With something that rank, I’d rather spank
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin’.
– – Spinal Tap
A candidate for the Gold Medal Treatment.
As in, roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot?? Shade you in the summer and keep you warm in the winter!
Slap the ass & ride the waves in.
Something especially devious about a woman pretending to be a veteran, isn’t it?
Especially devious and extremely unattractive!
there is something especially insipid about your posts, isn’t there?
A very fat idiot.
Thar she blows!!! Stinkwhale sighted off the ‘larboard bow!
That commode choker requires a reinforced and XXXL Green Bidet!!
That thought made me full body dry-heave!
I bet she has that nasty fat roll stank that smells worse than G.W- era Gorgonzola.
This certainly does not apply only to this one, but the sad reality is that there are all sorts of good things Americans can do for veterans that do not require claiming military service. Lots of family readiness groups and service organizations would welcome an extra pair of hands.
All this clown has proven is that she is like all the rest of the posers and embellishers – it’s not about military service or veterans. It’s all about them and their precious egos. Sad, sad pitful people.
Tammy Feliciano does not know me.
But she would eat you
Real five teat heifer this one.
I hear she still bears the scars from her last trip to the beach when she swam a bit too far from shore and got harpooned by some Japanese Tourists.
She was on the beach & people started putting wet towels on her & tried to roll her back into the water.
Hey can I get in on this as a first time lurker? For verification, Michael Robison, 319th Fa Airborne 3rd Bn all the way! But what the hell is wrong with these folks?!!
I’m surprised that none of you came up with this.
Bye Felciano!
Don’t worry. Tummy Feliciano will bounce back from this.
I’m sure the USGS will measure it on the Richter Scale when she does.
Geez…the moon will be forced out of orbit!
Any relation to Jose>
Special Forces?
Only way she could jump out of a C-130 is if you greased her hips and threw out a candy bar.
And God knows that plane never got off the ground cause she blew out all the tires getting on.
Comment #100.
Tummy is halfway to the Big Show.
Disgusting. I lost 40 pounds and need new jeans. I’ll send mine to her when I get new ones and include a picture of my much thinner ass while I’m at it.
That cow ate the Special Forces. All of it.
Did this camoed hippo intentionally get BCGs?
Way to go too far and then keep going, via mobility scooter of course, with a basket full of moon pies.
Cuz ur fat.
Oink.
You guys are cruel. This is Pap’s baby momma. She worked that fat ass hard to get those major’s oak leaves. Give her some credit, even if she never served in the real military. After all, she self-identifies as a special forces “warrior.” Be all you can imagine to be!
She might have eaten her way to the top of Pork Chop hill….
Jeeeezus, I just got off the phone with NASA, she’s got to stay in one place, she’s pulling sattelites out of their orbit again! I heard when she irons that uni she uses the driveway for an ironing board. Kind of what might have happened if Jabba the Hutt and an Oompa Loompa had a daughter…
I have to say, I really miss it when these shit canoes come over here trying to defend themselves. Remember the hilarity that was the Cock Inhaler? That was beyond awesome!
this fat assed whore of a poser is a joke to all of us gals who served our country with honor.
TAKE OFF THAT FUCKING GREEN BERET PATCH! YA FUCKING LAND WHALE!!
YA DIDNT EARN IT….
Right on, M’am. In addition to the arrowhead SF patch, she is wearing the SF qualification tab which can only be worn by soldiers who have successfully completed the SF qualification course, even soldiers assigned to a SF Group can’t wear that tab without graduating from that course. She and Ol’ Pap the POSer really make a pair. I pity their soon to arrive spawn.