Edwin William Bedford; phony SEAL

| November 22, 2017

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this fellow Edwin William “Billy” Bedford. I guess he’s an instructor for truck drivers, but he uses his class time to tell wild stories about being a Navy Lieutenant Commander and a SEAL according to disenchanted students;

And, of course, there’s a tattoo and a cap;

The National Personnel Records Center and the Navy says “Who?”

He does have records, but they are as a guest of the State of Texas, those records are at Military Phonies, because I don’t do those kinds of records.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Mick

Alright!

Our temporary phony SEAL drought has ended!

Let the fun begin!

Wade wiley

Look on his Facebook page, William Bedford, he belongs to a transgender group. He actually spent 5 months locked up in 2016. He’s without a doubt a loser.

Anonymous

He is currently being investigated by the state of Texas child protective services for choking his 13 year old daughter. This is not his first charge of family violence. He’s been charged with child neglect Twice in the past and he’s been charged with assault with bodily injury to a family member several times. Obvious trash and not navy seal material. He belongs locked up and hopefully these latest charges will do the trick

Animal

Cocksucker

Mick

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Shack!

FuzeVT

People have been calling out for at least 4 years according to the screen shot. Props to they guy who did all the math, that’s a lot more effort than I would have put into this guy.

Just goes to prove the old adage: They harder they try, the faker they are. . .

Graybeard

OK, I’ll give him this: at least he doesn’t look like a walrus.

Other than that Edwin William Bedford – you are a liar and a criminal.

Carlton G. Long

Even though he obviously spends some time in the gym, I’m willing to bet that he lies about his lifts.

ChipNASA

Roided out fucker I bet

Carlton G. Long

If he’s on any “gear” (euphemism for steroid), he deserves a refund. Needs more mass and a whole lot of weight cut to make me believe he is truly on gear.

Graybeard

Probably. And probably fits the stereotype of muscle-bound idiot.

As he does his reps he is thinking “I could really be someone tough.”

Instinct`

Well, you know, while you’re cooling your heels in the gray bar hotel you have plenty of time to lift.

Combat Historian

And the Navy says WHOOOO??????

AW1Ed

Theme song.

Instinct`

Where’s the like button??

Ex-PH2

If you’re going to put a ‘knifey’ tatt on one arm, don’t wear a top that covers half of it. It looks like something unpleasant leaving the anal orifice of a large mammalian hominid.

Someone tell this idiot to shave his head. He’d be more convincing if he said he was a pro wrestler on Wide World of Wrestling.

Nicki

Shitslurping, fuckwitted hemorrhoid.

ChipNASA

Adding this to the Wall of Insults®™

Bom2motiv

Whoooo yaaaaahhhh!!!!

SFC D

Nicki, you’re a poet.

Terrorologist

Oh, glory be, our drought is over!

AW1Ed

Do-rag, check.
Tats, check.
Wild-ass sea stories, check.
Billy-boi lacks the patch-slathered vest, motorcycle, and service dog to complete the poser ensemble. What a non-hacker!

I’ll give him a poser score of 4.

AnotherPat

Gee Whiz..looks as if a year ago he spent a couple of days with “SEAL” Class Number 15889 (sarc..😉)

http://www.rapsheets.org/texas/mckinney-jail/Bedford_Edwin/2016-BK-15889

HMCS(FMF) ret

He’s got a hankering for some COCKMEAT SAMMICHES at the BTJT Deli!

rgr769

Surprise, surprise, Sgt! He was in the pound for three days just last year. What stellar service.

Retired Master

Is it me, or does it look like he is in a bathroom. Hell of a place to convince people that you’re some kind of badass.

Keepin' It Real

Yeah, and although the photo is correct, the image is flipped due to him taking the photo in a mirror. Ball cap logo and tattoo are backwards. Same tattoo as in other photo.

Keepin' It Real

But yes, the urinal in the background says BADA$$.

Sparks

Urinal in background says he’s at work on hobos and other truck drivers.

ChipNASA

I caught that too, Urinal Selfie, OMG.

Mick

Yup.

There’s nothing that says ‘I’m a life taker and a heart breaker’ quite like posing for a phony SEAL selfie in front of a pisser in the men’s head.

AW1Ed

…at the Blue Oyster.

A Proud Infidel®™

…after pole dancing in assless patent leather chaps.

dusty1

Lurking in the thunderbox taking selfies while waiting for his next meal of hairy meatballs, boneless tube steak with an extra large serving of man jam….. a class act.

rgr769

I think he was in there taking selfies of “little Billie” for some online Wiener posts for his boyfriends at the gym.

Graybeard

I’ve yet to see why people take pictures of themselves in a bathroom.

dusty1

I suppose the mens bathroom backdrop is its natural environment where it spends most of its time & feels most at home, in this case it’s better to laugh & ridicule in blissful ignorance than it is to understand why.

OldManchu

Cause that’s where the mirror is. 😜

Jay

He was sued by Major League Baseball? He must’ve has implied oral consent instead of expressed written consent.

Instinct`

Good to see he is so stupid that he doesn’t learn.

My, My, My

I looked, out of curiosity, at the Collin County website for Edwin Bedford. Four pages worth of Stuff. Granted, not sure if all are his, but……Simply a name search.

https://apps.collincountytx.gov/JudicialRecords

thebesig

The only “SEAL” in this guy’s experience is the tight seal his cock holster provided to Bubba, Thor, Julio, Running Badger, Huang, et al. while he did his actual “serving”. 🙄

Edwin William Bedford, was never a Navy SEAL, and must’ve read one of Richard Marcinko’s books to attempt to construct his own phony persona. 🙄

HMCS(FMF) ret

You forgot to list “Mr.’Tiny'”… many never forget Mr. “Tiny”

A Proud Infidel®™

OH, the shintight t shirts and 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare, I make an Official Motion for The Official TAH Wall of Insults to be deployed on this meat-gazing walrus fart!

Mick

Seconded.

Bring it, ChipNASA.

ChipNASA

OK annnnnnndd do we have an “AYE Vote?
I’l already adding some tasty nuggets to the WOI Page.

thebesig

AYE! :mrgreen:

The Stranger

AYE!

Haywire Angel

Aye

ChipNASA

OK guys, I was distracted for a few hours, so billy bob sister boy here is about to get nuked. STAND BACK and SHIELD YOUR EYES FOR THE BLAST, Wall of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Edwin William “Billy Wannabe Bad Boy” Bedford , NOT a SEAL, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spooge Sampler, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, Buttcrackiula, tit, Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic… Read more »

Mick

There it is…

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

A Proud Infidel®™

…A meat-gazing hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer!

ChipNASA

editing and adding this to the WOI

A Proud Infidel®™

Be my guest!!!

Hayabusa

Aaaand, poof! Just like that, the Facebook page is gone…

ChipNASA

I’m still seeing it but it seems he’s locked it down now, I can only see a few photos.

thebesig

They normally block folk that spread the truth to their Facebook page, exposing them as phonies and liars. This is why many folk all of a sudden don’t see the Facebook page. The truth hurts, and blocking people is a way for them to “regain control” after seeing their control of their phony persona erode.

mr. sharkman

Very high on the list of phony Teamguy idiocy;

Claiming ST-4 and Panama.
Bone Frog.

This makes it go from ‘standard annoyance’ to ‘personal’ or ‘very person’ with a lot of guys you really don’t want to have pay any attention to you.

Atkron

Especially since 4 SEALs were KIA and another 8 WIA during the air field attack.

I’m sure the survivors of that particular operation would love a conversation with this asshat.

Pretty shitty way to cover up prison time….

mr. sharkman

‘Especially since 4 SEALs were KIA and another 8 WIA during the air field attack.’

That’s exactly why.

And yes, every Teamguy remotely involved with Panama holds a special place in phony teamguy hell for any scumbag claiming involvement.

Panama was a watershed moment for the Teams for various reasons. Fortunately, some good eventually came from it.

AnotherPat

And check out what the Better Business Bureau wrote about his “company”:

https://www.bbb.org/dallas/business-reviews/travel-and-moving-services/major-league-moving-in-allen-tx-6002534

thebesig

Originally posted by Bobo:

It looks like there were some other folks who weren’t pleased with his service.

http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/cdl-test-truck/allen-texas-75002/cdl-test-truck-cdl-test-truck-aka-cdl-services-inc-aka-billy-bedford-edwin-william-bedfo-979332

That link has a youtube link, featuring a woman. :mrgreen: It has comments activated. 😀

MarDet

Hey Edwin William Bedford…you’re a fuckin liar you piece of shit!

thebesig

Edwin William Bedford is a phony Navy SEAL, and suspected phony Veteran. [Google Hit].

NHSparky

Some people just don’t know when to quit.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

And there off from the TAH starting gate with Navy Seals leading by to lengths, Marine Corp scout/sniper and Army Green Berets. What a race, what a race.

Dustoff

Just received a top secret film of him with Team 4 on an “Arctic Operation”

thebesig

Stop the press! A video of Edwin William Bedford, Phony Navy SEAL, phony Navy SEAL veteran, actually doing seal stuff!

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Shades of Rocky & Bullwinkle/CMDR. McBragg (1950’S)

SFC D

Quite.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Quality time hanging out in Men’s bathroom: CHECK

SEAL tattoo: CHECK

After market Chineeze made cammo tee-shirt: CHECK

Bone Frog with Trident: CHECK

LEGIT.

mr. sharkman

‘Bone Frog with Trident: CHECK’

Hey MCPO,

What do you charge for tattoo removal again? I’m kind of short on funds I’m afraid I’m going to have to skip paying for any anesthesia. 😉

Green Thumb

All-Points Logistics new Vice-President of Logistical Operations(CONUS).

I could only imagine/see Phildo giving a “personal” interview and “physical”.

I bet this felching lot-lizard can work a few gear shifts.

Maggot.

OldManchu

Bradley manning could whip this dudes ass.

My, My, My

^^^^^ Now that is some funny shit right there.

Now back to cleaning morning coffee off my computer screen.

Pineywoods NCO

What part of my state is this shit for brains douchebag hiding at?

Perhaps he is hanging around another douchebag moron named Chevalier??

Green Thumb

This is one delusional motherfucker.

And he looks all felonious and shit too boot.